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Friday, June 02, 2006

PERTAMA KALI KE POMBENSIN SHELL = KEREN

Jumat 2 Juni 2006
PERTAMA KALI KE POMBENSIN SHELL = KEREN

Sudah sejak awal tahun ini dibangun beberapa SPBU atau yang lebih dikenal dengan sebutan pombensin yang menjadi saingan perusahaan minyak terbesar di Indonesia. Pombensin yang dimiliki perusahaan oli terkenal ini didominasi warna kuning. Menjual BBM dengan brand sendiri, bukan lagi pertamina.

Dari awalnya gw udah pengen nyoba beli bensin shell. Tapi tempatnya jauh jadinya sampe hari kemaren belom kesampean. Baru2 ini dibuka pombensin Shell di jalan gatot subroto. Tepatnya di deket lampu merah pancoran.

Asiiik… ahirnya hari ini gw nyobain beli bensin di POMBENSIN SHELL. Dari jogrogan luarnya aja udah keliatan keren. Pada dasarnya sih sama aja kita beli bensin juga, tapi ada nilae lebih dari pelayanan para ‘tukang ngisiin bensinnya’.

Begitu masuk pombensin, langsung ada orang yang ngarahin tempat kita ngisi bensin. Jadi sistemnya ngga ngantri di satu tempat sampe panjaaaaaaaang. Yang gw liat sih, satu tempat ngelayanin satu pelanggan. Dari sini aja udah beda banget.

Pas gw nyampe tempat ngisinya, gw di sapa sama ‘tukang ngisiin bensinnya’.

TNB: “silakan pak, mau isi bensin yang mana? Yang super atau yang super extra?”

gw jadi grogi sedikit. Soalnya yang dia tawarin bukan premium, pertamax, ato pertamax plus. Ditambah lagi gw liat di layar LCD harga tertulis 6100. gw pikir,, duh ko mahal yah.

Gw: “bedanya apa?”
Si TNB (tukang ngisiin bensinnya) langsung ngasi gw brosur warna kuning. Terus dia jelasin masalah oktannya. Weleh.. ni orang malah ngomongin oktan. Gw jadi ngga konek. Langsung aja gw Tanya masalah harga.

Gw: “harganya sama?”
TNB: “yang super 6100 kalo yang super extra 6500.”
Gw: “yaudah yang super aja!”
TNB: “diisi full tank pa?”
Gw: “ng.. 20000 aja.”
TNB: “ok 20000 ya pak. Kita isi dari 0.”

Sambil ngiisiin bensin dia ngajak ngobrol gw. Pokonya tu TNB ramah deh.

TNB: “pulang kerja apa pulang kuliah pak?”
Gw: “pulang kuliah.”
TNB: “dimana?”
Gw: “di binus.”
TNB: “jurusan apa?MI yah?”
Gw: “SI, sistem informasi. Iya MI.”
Gw: “kuliah juga?”
TNB: “iya tadinya. Hehe tadinya kuliah.”

Terus bensinnya penuh deh, gw kasi duit 20000an ke dia. Langsung gw mau cabut.
E… tau2 gw ngeliat ada kertas keluar dari mesin pengisi bensinnya. Ada struknya!!
Gw Tanya lagi ke TNB. “Ini Cuma 2 jenis aja yah?”
Terus kata TNBnya “iya. Tapi nanti mau ditambah Regular setara sama premium. Kalo yang Super setara sama pertamax, kalo super extra setara sama pertamax plus.”
Gw: “o… trimakasih.”
TNB: “sama-sama.”

Terus gw nyalain motor gw. Si TNBnya bilang : ”hati2 di jalan pak!”
Yah.. dari yang gw ceritain aja udah jelas banget bedanya sama Pombensin yang “satunya” lagi. KEREN!!

Menurut analisa gw:
Pertamax baru aja naek harganya jadi 6400 (kalo ngga salah).
Kalo dianggap antara pertamina dan shell menjual jenis bahan bakar yang sama, artinya pertamina dapet untung lebih banyak.

Udah gitu ditambah lagi pelayanan TNB yang ramah pasti gajinya labih gede dibanding TNB yang kalo kita dateng terus kita nyebutin harga, lalu dia ngisiin bensin, kita kasi duit, terus dia ngasi kembalian, kita tinggal pergi.

Adanya struk ditambah lagi brosur yang pastinya bakal nambahin biaya operasional buat SHELL. Gw rasa harga 6100 jadi ngga kerasa mahal. Justru dengan strategi itu SHELL narik pelanggan. Bisa2 orang lebih milih ngisi bensin di pombensin SHELL dibanding di pombensin “satunya”. Apalagi BBM kan kebutuhan pokok setiap manusia. Hampir semua orang butuh BBM.

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